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I believe in the grass is greener on the other side of the fence phenomenon. I hate work, but when I have nothing to do, I go slightly senile.

Are you as selfish as I am when it comes to sharing? If I download music, I like to store the files in a separate folder so other users cannot upload them from me. With ghetto net, uploaders halt whatever progress I was making with my downloads.

I get mad when I can't find the movies or songs that I desire. It's probably because people, like me, are hoarding their media files into secret folders.

Have you ever taken a hot bath and expect to be soothed by the bubbles in the tub, but instead scald by the water? You jump out of the tub from the shock and hop up and down grabbing your body parts to assuage the pain caused by the bath water. What is so amusing is that you scratch your butt cheeks to distract yourself from the third degree burns you just received. It is ridiculous that people would want to 'scratch off' burning sensations, however, it's a human involuntary action that really works.

I've been sitting in this technology forum for the past 3 hours. I can't breathe because of my stuffy nose, my lips are extremely dry because I didn't bring my moisturizer, and body is extremely dehydrated because I drank the last of my liquid refreshments. Just for future reference, bring all personal necessities in order to survive a long meeting. You will need it.

At least I have my laptop with me and I've used my time wisely by IMing, surfing the net, and downloading music. By the grace of Dell, technology has kept me from performing hari kari.

I'm creating a powerpoint presentation for my lab and to impress the IT dean, I am including snazzy pictures. I have one slide that describes our participant pool and I found a random website photo of students in a classroom to portray our subjects.

Today, this really good looking guy came in to participate in our study. It must be my lucky day because I brought a digital camera to the office. Guess who whipped out the highly advanced photographic equipment to snap a pic of the model-esque participant? I promise, I will only use his picture for my powerpoint slide and not for other recreational activities.

Have you ever used the line, "Can I take a picture of you? I really need to use up the roll of film." I bet you started off with a new roll and only took pictures of people that were visually tantalizing.

So cuteguy has a seductive voice and a cute ass. The only reason that I know he has appealing ass is because his damn pants were too tight.

Shopping is like a marathon for me. I see how fast I can run through each store in the mall and how long I can withstand the crowds.