You know what's really cool? Running and people stopping me to ask for directions. Pick the slowass 80 year old walking behind me and don't stop runners in their tracks. Freaskhows.

You know what's even cooler? Bikers biking next to me and asking me for my number. Not only do I have to take out my ear plugs to see what the hell they want, I have to talk in the middle of my hyperventilating run to reply to their compliments. Like I'm going to call you, asshole. Oh yes it is flattering that you think sweaty, nappy ole me is attractive as I run, but you are one dumbass mother if you think I'm goin to call you after you almost hit me with your bike at the stop light and then cycle next to me for two blocks to ask me where I go to school and if I want to get coffee. DIE YOU ASS!

And PS. I asked for his card and immediately threw it away when I got home. There is no way he could garner any respect from me after that show.

so i have insomnia or something. ive never had sleeping problems until now. wtf.

anyway, i made my own little ihop last nite. went to the grocery store at 1am and got me some waffles, eggs, sausage, strawberries, sugar-free maple syrup and had me a feast. then i could go to bed. hmm..is this why i'm gettin fatter?

i'm banning the following foods. baked goods and cheese. this is gettin ridic. ive gained like 3 lbs in two weeks. ass!

i believe that because i do not have a loud ass horn on my bike i am allowed to throw shit at cars and drivers. how would i logistically do so? maybe carry around a potato gun and shoot it at drivers who don't look both ways or stick their dumbass cars in the middle of the road so i have to swerve, then make the drivers behind me swerve as well. fucking whores.

who's got a potato gun i can borrow. one last note, i always want to spell potato with an e. i was subconsciously affected by al gore's mistake as a child. fucker. :)

woah. that is so fucked up. people making fake medicine. woah. that is messed up.