I said my first "Get this to me by Xpm." It was exhilirating! From now on, I'm passing on my work to assistants!

I can be a cut throat boss. Before my starvation diet (which began last week), I used to think I was too much of a softee to be mean to people. Just stop eating, drink a lot of coffee, and your irritation level will plummet. No longer will people be able to get away with mistakes or turn in paperwork late. They will be reprimanded at once because if you can't eat, you might as well make other people miserable.

Exciting moments from the weekend.

I'm in love with a new boy that wore a green sweater with knitted white reindeers. His name is NOT John and he did not go to my highschool. I do not know any of his siblings nor do we have mutual friends. I swear I know him from back in the day. Damn vodka martinis.

Adam Levine look-a-like number two. I do NOT think you looke like Avril Lavigne. Two different people, two different sexes. The music was not that loud. You must have some gender issues.

Guy that gave me a random ride to the Home Depot three years ago. You kind of freaked me out remembering who I was considering that three years ago I was stuck in the snow, had on sweats, no make-up, and was thirty pounds lighter. How the hell did you pick me out of a dark crowd. You've been stalking me, haven't you?

I'm in love with Michael Bluth, not Jason Bateman, Michael Bluth. If you don't know who he is, he's the main character in Arrested Development. He has entered my dreams and made a deep impression in my unconscious. It is sad being in love with a make-believe television character.

If only I was Marta.