Too..much..celeb gossip...making.me.brain....dead. killing..slowly by idiotic pictures.....and even ..more..stupid quotes...can't stop reading because brain needs rest from thinking about real things....

You know what makes me physically ill with envy yet elated? Pictures of two really cute people in a relationship. I don't want to be in a relationship but I would like to look at good looking people smiling and in love because all too often, pics of physically-mismatched couples or gross couples is all one sees on facebook and myspace.

I had a dream that I was trying to hookup with my research assistant at my previous job. He was 18 when I hired him and almost 20 when I left. I've always had a crush on him and coined him "fav RA." I guess I'm still not over the boy and that's just sick; breaking the law kind of sick.

I feel like a real biker now wearing a helmet, albiet a $20 helmet from Target that will only protect my hair and probably not my brain.

I love diet soda and I will get cancer from the fake sugar I ingest.

I am mad the Matrix Revolutions DVD is not working on my computer.

I don't want to do work.