the carlton

why people dont know the carlton? i broke it at a house party last night and people looked at me like i was doing an alien fifties dance. wtf?!

pandora

would you like to know my pandora stations? i bet you do! it's:

Al Green
Otis Redding
Lady Gaga
Michael Buble
Barry White
Queen
Marvin Gaye
Journey

Yea, I'm pretty awesome.

F2F

they are coming out with a fast and furious 4 !!!! SWEET MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH my dream of world domination is gettin closer. they knew i wanted more FF movies. HAHHAHAHHAHAH OHHHHH satisfaction tastes so sweet..more so than revenge. fa sha.

sir mix-a-lot

my perfect man would be an amalgamation of:
David Beckham -looks and athletic ability; Christian Bale- hotness, intelligence, acting ability; Jason Bateman-humor, homeyness, genuineness, cuteness; Brett Favre-athletic ability, cute stupid smile, loyalty (?), passion; James Franco-humor, youth, looks; Paul Rudd-homeliness, humor, looks; and Ryan Reynolds-humor, body stature, looks, funny man; Mayor Gavan Newsome-power, money, looks.

If I were to be a mix of women, I would choose:
Catherine Zeta; sophisticated, beautiful, smart, sugar grandpa; Charlize Theron-beautiful, humorous, philanthropic, dramafree; Eva Mendez-beautiful, flava, humorous; and Cameron Diaz-athletic ability, acting ability, height, cute, next door type, and funny.

any given saturday night

i seem to never finish movies because the endings are too intense for me. im watching any given sunday and i have to take mini breaks because it's too much anticipation wondering when sharky is going to get hurt or captain. you know someone is going to get killed or get knocked into a coma. ugh. damn man movies.