you know what's the classiest thing to do at a wine and cheese art exhibit at an architectural firm? have an intense forty-five minute discussion about stimulating the prostate with two gay manfriends and your girlyfriend.

having a life is awesome. now i need some blow.

you guys are crazy. i am not making babies, at least not for a few years. dear lord. babies. hahhahaha NO! i like puppies :)

I am flattered by all the attention and comments. It means a lot to me that you people are trying to get me to tell you the naughty or non-naughty things I may or may not be partaking. hahahhaah

so this past sunday, i was choosing movies to watch and i picked ocean's 13. as it was playing, my movie watching friend told me to pay attention to a scene, and i'm like, "uh, this is where they make face dice right? i think ive seen this movie." So after a couple of more minutes of fighting over the plot and me thinking that Al Pacino was in Oceans 12 and re-casted for Ocean's 13, I realize that I had mistaken Ocean's 12 for Ocean's 11 and Ocean's 13 for Oceans 12 and Oceans 11 never really happened.

I pick another movie, Spiderman 3 because I wanted to see something we both hadn't seen. After a few minutes into it, I think, "Hmm... this sandman guy and the cobweb with the black suit looks quite familiar. Then, I remember that I watched Spiderman 3 a couple of weeks back, but really didn't pay attention to it while I was doing homework and eating. I didn't say anything when I discovered my yet again faulty plan of viewing a novel film. I want to appear smart, witty, and on-the-ball. So, I sat through Tobey being a complete douche.

We then watched another movie, Hot Rod. Sort of funny. I think it will be funnier the third time around when all the hidden jokes reveal itself in a timely manner, meaning I will pay attention and not talk, eat, do my nails, etc and by etc I mean naughties!

hey you guys. i feel awkward kissing and telling these days. hahahhahahahaha