It is fucking impossible for me to have a good sleep with someone else in the bed. FUCKING SOLITARY LIFESTYLE. I am so going to be alone FOREVER.

my foot hurts. oh so does my neck, shoulders, ankles, toes, knees, iliotibials, and wrists.

Evidently, if I drive into the car dealership and a woman who happens to be Asian walks in the door at the same time, we MUST be together. I gave the parking attendent the rudest look when he pointed to the Asian lady and asked, "Are you with her?"

"No, sir. I know it's strange to simultaneously see two Chinese people at this establishment, but no, I have no idea who that FOB is. She seems like a really nice person, but I don't think I'm related to her in anyway nor is she ever riding in my car. She did a really bad job ironing my dry cleaned shirts this morning. She's walking home."