Saturday, June 17

why did someone ask me to help him find a cookbook and then say he was going to 'think about buying one."

yea, i caught on to your pickup game. your friends hanging out by the stairs while you try to hit on the female browsing the cookbooks.

one, you are like seventeen. two, you are pseudo-gay. and three, your friends suck because they are major cockblocks just by standing there.
well then. i got nothing to say.

Thursday, June 15

I AM FREAKING DONE WITH MY FIRST YEAR OF GRAD SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! thanks all for your support and reading the insanities! YAYAYAYAYYAYAA. PASSED THE TWO EXAMS. SWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
i am deathly afraid of tomorrows comp. :( i had about several mental incidents today.

Tuesday, June 13

one more to go! one more to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY! passed clinical comps. thank god.

Monday, June 12

SOBE not working. must go out and get espresso shots. falling asleep. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
female 0rgasmic disorder should be renamed male navigation disorder.
it's totally true. misery does love company. now whos with me?!?!

Sunday, June 11

i am experiencing a cycle of emotions that include nausea, anxiety, delirirum, confusion, inattention, intense happiness, intense sadness, suicide ideation, need for peen, anger at peen, hatred, love, and pure exhaustion. WOO HOO!
looks like i have to start looking half decent in public because i'm running into people i know. aye!!! that means i have to brush my teeth and put on clean clothing or at least shorts without ketchup stains.
in addition to purchasing stock in Febreeze, ima buy shares of SOBE lean energy drink and all other caffeinated beverages. too bad i dont like coffee because thats way cheaper than buying individual cans or bottles of liquid crack.
i hate the following people.
1. ones who have away message up that says
a. doing nothing
b. relaxing
c. sitting on couch
d. outside
e. having fun
Basically anything that has nothing to do with studying or cramming
2. easy going fun loving people


i love the following people.
1. ones who freak out like i do
2. ones who study all the time
3. ones who mentally murder people as they walk by
4. hot guys