Gone on a road trip for a few days.

I can't seem to find a good traveling car outfit!!!

It is popular belief that that men spend a lot of money on women, but it is not true! Women spend more money on clothes and personal upkeep to keep men's interest than men do on dinner. Think about it. A dinner may cost $80 and a night of drinks, $40. A cute sexy tank costs $50, new shoes go for at least $45, a pedicure, $30, and a haircut, $40. So, for one night out on the town, a woman has spent over $100 and the man, less than $50. I will not feel bad about making guys pay for drinks, food, or gas.

And yes, every time I go out, I have to wear something new.

Is it common knowledge that the "afternoon," is anytime between 12pm and 5pm? Anything after 5pm is considered the 'evening,' and hours before 12pm is considered the "morning." Obviously, some of us did not learn Times of the Day in kindergarten.

I think every male skipped that lesson in elementary school. It was probably Check for Lice day and all the boys were out of the classroom and standing in line at the nurse's office.