Saturday, October 2
Friday, October 1
Tuesday, September 28
When I first got my dog, Parker, I wanted to kill him. I think I had postpartum depression. Anyway, he was an annoying little puppy and I wished he would run away and/or get hit by car.
How my sentiments have changed. At 2am, I let Parker out by himself since I was a) too lazy to put on my glasses and shoes, b) wanting to do something on the computer. He didn't come back for a good twenty minutes and I started to freak, just a little bit. Usually, he comes back after five minutes, but this was way too long.
I ran around the neighborhood shaking a cup of dog food, trying to lure him back into my arms. Unlike the previous months, where I wished he would just disappear, I really wanted him to come home.
After ten minutes of searching, I gave up. I know, I have such drive and motivation to find my beloved dog that I lasted a whole ten minutes. I hopped into bed and hoped that by morning he would be at my doorstep. Once I got under the covers, I heard tiny scratches on my door. Parker came home!
Oh, how I missed that bugger. He came home to me. He loves me and I him!
Billy Madison would scream at me for giving up so easily.
How my sentiments have changed. At 2am, I let Parker out by himself since I was a) too lazy to put on my glasses and shoes, b) wanting to do something on the computer. He didn't come back for a good twenty minutes and I started to freak, just a little bit. Usually, he comes back after five minutes, but this was way too long.
I ran around the neighborhood shaking a cup of dog food, trying to lure him back into my arms. Unlike the previous months, where I wished he would just disappear, I really wanted him to come home.
After ten minutes of searching, I gave up. I know, I have such drive and motivation to find my beloved dog that I lasted a whole ten minutes. I hopped into bed and hoped that by morning he would be at my doorstep. Once I got under the covers, I heard tiny scratches on my door. Parker came home!
Oh, how I missed that bugger. He came home to me. He loves me and I him!
Billy Madison would scream at me for giving up so easily.
Monday, September 27
Sunday, September 26
Apparently, my previous booty call is dating a girl that is a graduate student at the same university where I work.
First, I never could imagine us dating. We are two different people. Second, I'm not attracted to his yoga-ness. And third, he's a year or two younger, and you know how I don't like them youngings (except the boy in Kentucky. yum yum!).
Just because I didn't like him doesn't mean that he couldn't pine for me. Damn mutual dislikings!
First, I never could imagine us dating. We are two different people. Second, I'm not attracted to his yoga-ness. And third, he's a year or two younger, and you know how I don't like them youngings (except the boy in Kentucky. yum yum!).
Just because I didn't like him doesn't mean that he couldn't pine for me. Damn mutual dislikings!
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