i hate not getting comments. yall are bitches.

Here are some 100% truths. None of these are generalizations. Take them to heart and apply them in every situation possible. Do not leave room for alternative explanations for behavior.

1. Apple users are geeks.
2. Michael Buble may or may not be gay.
3. Chinese people love to talk about bargains.
4. Californians are lazy bastards.
5. New Yorkers are assholes.
6. Homeless people smell really bad.
7. Unnaturally skinny girls are bitches due to low blood sugar.
8. Chunkier people are generally happier.
9. Good looking frat boys have the most neuroses.
10. Good looking girls who read the goss and chic lit are crazy.
11. White people love to talk about alcohol.
12. Name brand whores are unstable and insecure.
13. Italian females could never have eating disorders.
14. Men who drive cars in which they have to hop into have small pensis.
15. Convertible drivers have money and sexual inadquecies issues.
16. Yoga practicers have no idea where their life is heading.
17. Bouncers are attention power trippin freakshows.
18. Bartenders have delusional inflated self-esteem.
19. Men with long hair are unhygenic.
20. Asians have the worst grammar.
13.

ew dean koontz is a freak. i just read velocity and i want to hurl. people exist..people who do strange things to manniquens. all i can say is thank god i don't like weirdo "adult" entertaining material because it is unnatural and strange. ahhh!!!! i'm so freaked out right now...

I love having earphones in my ears and/or wearing sunglasses bc I can completely ignore people on the streets...especially those who try to spark up convos or ask to for spare change or tell me that they think I'm attractive.

Sometimes I feel really smart, and sometimes I feel really dumb. I'm just really glad today I feel so very very smart and bright and coherent and lucid. Could be the caffiene I kicked to the curb today, but I shall attribute it to an internal state and not an external cause.

Signs you are a graduate student:
1. the smell test always wins out on laundry
2. the tip jar is ridiculous
3. socks is on the top of your xmas list
4. three shades paler than your natural color is the new black
5. you have no idea what movies are playing
6. coffee is a nutrient supplement
7. the librarian is your new best friend
8. the librarian is beginning to look a lil hot
9. the stovetop is a storage area for pots and pans
10. you want to cry when you drop a bagel on the floor but you don't flinch at the 28,000$ loan letter in the mail
11. you never leave the house without portable music
12. eye contact is not in your vocabulary
13. heels are stored in the back back of the closet
14. Nikes are the new Blahniks
15. your dog never leaves the cage for more than three minutes
16. human contact is totally overrated

People who belong in hell:
1. chain letter fowarders
2. bike stealers
3. dog poo non-picker uppers (guilty when Parker poos twice and I don't have an extra baggie)
4. AIM users who use the standard "I am away from the computer" message
5. FOX execs who gave the thumbs up to cancel Arrested D
6. 50 Cent
7. people who smell like urine on a consistent basis
8. websites that use slow server hosts
9. Californian homeless who yell at me
10. Planter's Peanuteers who put crack in their products
11. launderers who leave their crap in their wash or dry for more than fifteen minutes

Apparently i have taken up "Random Crying" as a new hobby. I am reading a lot during the winter school break and everytime a novel mentions love and family and babies, I start to tear and cry. I'm stopping the crazy pills in January.

I figured out why my eyes are constantly dry and I have to take frequent walks when I stay in my apartment. One of my neighbors smoke and it seeps into the house. I can smell the smoke, yet it really didn't occur to me that she/he is suffocating my brain cells with toxic fumes until today. Kids, this is why we say "NO" to drugs because they make neighbors go crazy.

continuation of Xmas/Bday list:
1. ability to save money
2. Arrested Development Season 3 dvd set to be created and sold on the market
3. myriad of sunglasses to shade my retina from the California blinding sun
4. beat the person who stole Green Machine, the bike I once loved
5. a soda fountain
6. renew my driver's license without going to Trollville: NC-DMV
7. the guts to give the link to Absolut Insanity to people who have known me less than 11 years