bumhole

why does it feel like i'm getting bumholed by this insanity that is school!?!?!?!

wishes is tor happy people

it's two in da morning! going to wake up in three hours to do more work :X

i wish i could be funny while i'm under da gun.

fslj

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TA

Lets add teacher's assistance to the plate of shiz this fall. Awesome (insert half sarcasm half authentic excitement).

media montage

To help you visualize last night's events I want you to picture Isla Fisher and Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers and Samantha and James and his tiny penis episode of Sex and the City. THAT was my night.

brain.....

It hurts all overrrr....

hookup

oh my dear lord. guss what happened last night? i hooked up with a guy who was totally hot. 6'6''. i didnt even know his name for the better part of the night. he had to ask for mine like three times last night when he was tryin to leave, but i wouldn't let him leave. hahahahah

okay get this crap. his name. is.
cameron taylor. HAHAHAHHAhAh i almost threw up when he said that because anonymous's name is cameron tyler :X oh my jesus.

and then the kicker of it all.....i can't even say it. it's too embarrassing. call me if you want to know.