Why is it when you want something sooo bad, you never get it, but when you don't give a shit about something it comes so easily?
Life is a bitch.. :P
Saturday, June 4
Thursday, June 2
Worst offenders on the running trail:
1. People who are walking, but start running as they hear someone approaching. Not only do they start running, they turn around to see who is behind them and go faster. Then they slow down to a walking pace and then speed up again once I catch up to them. Fuckers.
2. Middle-aged women pouring on the perfume and nasty old men with musky cologne. That shit is nasty. I want fresh air. If I wanted a sample of Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds, I would hang out at Nordstroms and not hit the trail.
3. Dog owners who let their dogs walk with 483204 feet leashes and end up tripping runners.
4. Families taking up the entire trail with strollers, three kids, and women wearing high heels. GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCHES!
5. Old people walking with canes. Looking at you people slows me down. I feel weak witnessing the decomposing bodies as you guys drudge along the path.
1. People who are walking, but start running as they hear someone approaching. Not only do they start running, they turn around to see who is behind them and go faster. Then they slow down to a walking pace and then speed up again once I catch up to them. Fuckers.
2. Middle-aged women pouring on the perfume and nasty old men with musky cologne. That shit is nasty. I want fresh air. If I wanted a sample of Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds, I would hang out at Nordstroms and not hit the trail.
3. Dog owners who let their dogs walk with 483204 feet leashes and end up tripping runners.
4. Families taking up the entire trail with strollers, three kids, and women wearing high heels. GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCHES!
5. Old people walking with canes. Looking at you people slows me down. I feel weak witnessing the decomposing bodies as you guys drudge along the path.
Tuesday, May 31
I dont know what to do with myself without the comments portion. Seriously, to where did they disappear?!
You know what's more worse than having a friend cockblock you? A random male who shimmies his way in between you and a hot guy having a conversation about the shitty internet and pretends to "help you" find a wireless connection.
I mustered up all my courage to talk to this hot religion studies guy about getting on the internetwhen all of the sudden this tall not attractive guy shoves his ass in the hot guy's face and yells "You can't get internet? Let me help you!"
Sir, I did not solicit your help and I probably know more about computers than both of you guys combined. Step away from my laptop and move away from the hot guy.
Fucking whore. After the loser attempted to fix my problem, he left saying "Sorry I couldn't help you" right when the hot guy left. His main goal in that situation was to stop me from meeting my one true love!!!! Fucking piece of cockblock!
You know what's more worse than having a friend cockblock you? A random male who shimmies his way in between you and a hot guy having a conversation about the shitty internet and pretends to "help you" find a wireless connection.
I mustered up all my courage to talk to this hot religion studies guy about getting on the internetwhen all of the sudden this tall not attractive guy shoves his ass in the hot guy's face and yells "You can't get internet? Let me help you!"
Sir, I did not solicit your help and I probably know more about computers than both of you guys combined. Step away from my laptop and move away from the hot guy.
Fucking whore. After the loser attempted to fix my problem, he left saying "Sorry I couldn't help you" right when the hot guy left. His main goal in that situation was to stop me from meeting my one true love!!!! Fucking piece of cockblock!
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