anything that tastes and looks remotely appealing is high in calories and by 'high in calories' i mean anything that has more calories than water. this is my new theory.

I really hate the question "How are you?" What the hell? I've touched on this subject before but seriously, it's finals week. How good can anyone be?

Even if it wasn't finals week, how does one answer that without wanting to stab the other person in the face? The question lacks meaning when immediately after the person inquires about your well being he/she starts spewing his/her problems. The question "How are you," should be "This is my opening line. For the next thirty minutes I want you to help me solve all my problems. Thanks."

You know what sucks? When all your friends get together for a road trip and you won't be able to join them because 1. you live 3,000 miles away and 2. because you live 3,000 miles away.

Now, it's not that I want to go to Atlanta that is the problem. The problem is that they will have stories and inside jokes to which they will refer for years to come and I will have NO idea what the hell they are talking about.

BASTARDS! I love inside jokes. I will make my own with my Cali friends.

Oh i'm suffocating in this smoke. Fucking neighbors. I shall say something...soon.

you know it's time to give your dog a bath when he starts smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos and you don't eat them.