I went up to this guy and started talkin to him. I asked him what cologne he was wearing and he said Very Sexy from Victoria Secret. All he had to say was "I have a girlfriend."

I'm so bored out of my skulll, I assigned myself work.

ill.

WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE DOING FOR NEW YEAR'S !!?!?!??! I do not want a repeat of last year: sitting on my friend's couch watching a crappy show on tv.

I may try eharmony.com for seven days free. One match says that his favorite thing is PIE. That's funny. Most people put something crappy like "family, friends". That's so boring.

'No shit, Sherlock. Of course all that crap is great, but give me unique answers.' Stupid people.

My friends and I email each other throughout the work day to keep ourselves entertained and sane from the drudgery of the office. One friend, we'll call her Erin, is getting her period tomorrow and so am I. The internet is so advanced that now, pheromones can travel over the world-wide-web and influence our menstrual cycles. It's like a virtual sorority house up in here!

Who wants a bid to the AI house?!